ohkiefer: buryme—marryme: adamrichins: Straight up. I’d rather cut off my balls then have kids. Haha
neodad: you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
anrdew: OH MY GOD POOR BABY LOOK ITS SMILING

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be0bscene: i am laughing so much at this
shorturl: wearing sunglasses indoors and doing shots of beer this is how to live guys we’ve been doing it wrong the whole time
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